you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months
*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*
my 3 year old brother regularly paints his nails (rn they’re sparkly pink) and shows them off at preschool and all of his friends are so jealous bc their mom won’t let them paint their nails because they’re boys.
how is it that i am distracted by everything yet paying attention to nothing
here a woman starts picking the ripe chameleons off of the chameleon tree
I know spiders are the good guys but listen you can’t be on my bed. uyou can’t be chilling in my room. if you want to sit in the corner of the bathroom that’s fine but just stay there. live out your short life under the toilet I don’t care. if you come into my room I have to kill you I literally do not have a choice.
Anonymous said: Are you mixed?
Yes, i’m half mom and half dad.