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traynors:

you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months

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teamrocketing:

*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*

via hi it me.
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manateeluver64:

my 3 year old brother regularly paints his nails (rn they’re sparkly pink) and shows them off at preschool and all of his friends are so jealous bc their mom won’t let them paint their nails because they’re boys.

Text 27 May 127,800 notes

pemsylvania:

how is it that i am distracted by everything yet paying attention to nothing

(Source: pemsylvania)

Photo 20 May 148,907 notes grandmagrass:

here a woman starts picking the ripe chameleons off of the chameleon tree

grandmagrass:

here a woman starts picking the ripe chameleons off of the chameleon tree

(Source: mf-doom)

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sadpretzel:

I know spiders are the good guys but listen you can’t be on my bed. uyou can’t be chilling in my room. if you want to sit in the corner of the bathroom that’s fine but just stay there. live out your short life under the toilet I don’t care. if you come into my room I have to kill you I literally do not have a choice.

via Hmm..
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Text 20 May 15,668 notes

Anonymous said: Are you mixed?

optimistic-pessimisim:

Yes, i’m half mom and half dad.

via Bees?.
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duplication:

Don’t cross oceans for people who wouldn’t cross a puddle for you

via pizza ✌.
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oknope:

you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.

via Always.

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